Die Erzählung über das versprochene Land (eine Parabel)

Multikulti: Israel „had space“ (symbol image: Imago It was an open, borderless and colorful society. Israel’s Prime Minister had wanted to resolve an unexpected refugee backlog in Oman almost ten years earlier, spontaneously opening the country’s borders and not closing them again due to his growing approval ratings. He had closed the local gas fields (for similar reasons) and announced that he would focus on the occasionally blowing Scirocco wind from the Negev and smaller balcony power plants in the future. The leisure-oriented youth later took this as an opportunity to block streets and bridges to give further emphasis to the impending ascetic change that promised to accommodate their own lifestyle. The working population gradually got used to standing somewhere in traffic for hours and waiting for police officers to calmly and almost tenderly remove the mostly underage, not exactly enlightened, and sometimes hysterically screaming obstacles and take care of them in the usual way for the maintenance of the rebellious offspring. In talk shows, the emigration of industry, the dilapidated infrastructure, the education catastrophe, the sluggish digitization of authorities, the 30-hour work week, work-life balance, and the probable salt content of the Dead Sea, which would rise by 10 meters in the near future, were discussed every evening – for twenty years now. The processes were routine. And predictably without any practical results. Muslims from all countries of Allah Most of the inhabitants on the eastern edge of the Mediterranean were doing well, as they assured each other almost daily. It was believed that everyone in the world should be doing well, according to the social elites. Elites to which the rabbis also belonged in their front row, who naturally felt their special responsibility to do good for the world and thus obtain indulgence for their manifold sins. There were plenty of reasons for a heartfelt „Bruchim haba’im!“ („Welcome!“) to be spoken into the world. After all, about nine-tenths of the world’s population were worse off than the inhabitants of the promised land! And so it happened that Muslims from all countries of Allah were invited to the immigration authorities with their many fax machines and overwhelmed with integration offers for years. They came in the millions. They were mostly male, but that could be solved. They still had to shout „Asylum!“ at first. Loud enough to make sure that they were subsequently greeted cheerfully, with applause and „We have space“ calls by party spokespersons, religious communities, and citizen initiatives on the streets and squares, just like their predecessors. And so the cityscape changed in a few years, which, with the synagogues for sale and the sprouting minarets, now visibly heralded the imminent change. A selfie with Bibi The selfie had long proven to be sustainable worldwide, which „Papa“ Bibi Netanyahu had taken years ago with a hopeful, friendly-looking arrival from Iran. A picture that shortly afterwards brought him tremendous popularity, hefty election gains, and an enormous influx of potential skilled workers to the economically sluggish, somewhat sleepy country. His Foreign Minister Eli Cohan had a fake biography with a veritable speech impediment, quickly became unpopular, but also devoted himself with full passion to the legal and uncomplicated transfer of Muslim Brotherhood members from all imaginable underprivileged regions. This did not change his reputation as an arrogant, conceited snob, but at least brought him the rank of a tolerated useful idiot on the international stage. There could be no upper limit for migration, his creed was. That was – for everyone to see – mathematical, physical, and logical nonsense, but the Jews, as everyone knew, had almost infinite financial reserves, and it was not to be expected that they would mind giving up their savings while energy, housing, and food prices rose dramatically. After all, it was a matter of state. THE good thing. The new world order that the Economic Forum with its brilliantly educated leaders had already designed in detail and planned for everyone. An order that could now be openly called that, even after initial concerns, and for which one would be loved in the future. What a promise for a controversial people with their controversial leaders! Savtas and Bubbeles against the right The temporarily installed order worked satisfactorily. There was no shortage of newsworthy events. „Haaretz“ featured Hezbollah or Al-Quds supporters who repeatedly handed in found money at the designated office at Ben Gurion Airport. This temporarily boosted sales figures, which, however, subsequently plummeted even more. The „Israeli Environmental Aid“ criticized the fine dust emissions of the last still operational tanks in frequently conducted interviews, while Defense Minister Joav Gallant (with a helmet from old stocks sitting crookedly and his granddaughter) flew in the government helicopter to the Seychelles to inspect a secret antenna field there. The „Savtas and Bubbeles against the Right“ kept democracy running by holding a highly regarded rollator-supported demonstration against impending nationalism on the Temple Mount every month. The Antifa’s task forces reliably took care of the notoriously bad-tempered Orthodox and kibbutz residents. Dana International was discussed as the future Prime Minister on social media. There was

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Die Geschichte vom Gelobten Land (eine Parabel)

Multikulti: Israel “hatte Platz” (Symbolbild:Imago Es war eine offene, grenzenlose und bunte Gesellschaft. Israels Regierungschef hatte fast zehn Jahre zuvor anlässlich eines tausende Kilometer entfernt stattfindenden Kriegsereignisses einen unerwarteten Flüchtlingsstau im Oman auflösen wollen, dafür spontan die Landesgrenzen geöffnet und angesichts seiner wachsenden Zustimmungswerte nicht mehr geschlossen. Geschlossen hatte er (aus ähnlichen Gründen) dafür die örtlichen Erdgasfelder und gleichzeitig angekündigt, sich künftig auf den, bisweilen aus der Negev pustenden Scirocco und kleinere Balkonkraftwerke zu konzentrieren. Die freizeitorientierte Jugend nahm dies wenig später zum Anlass, Straßen und Brücken zu blockieren, um dem anstehenden asketischen Umbruch, der ihrem eigenen Lebensstil entgegenzukommen versprach, weiteren Nachdruck zu verleihen. Die noch arbeitende Bevölkerung gewöhnte sich mit der Zeit daran, über Stunden irgendwo im Stau zu stehen

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